Friday, Dec. 19, 2003

Emma + Me = Friends Forever

"My friend, how you know me so well;
The years that we've spent here together.
You can tell where my journey should end.
Where would I be
Without you as a friend?
My friend, all the good times we shared;
The tears that we've ended in laughter.
And I swear,
Who am I to pretend?
Where would I be without you as a friend?...
You find just one friend in a lifetime.
On your word
I can always depend.
Where would I be without you as a friend?"
"Without You As A Friend," Martin Guerre: The Musical

Our Stupid Little Inside Jokes:

1. Emma: Oh yeah?! Well I can have a baby!

2. Emma: "Will you go to bed with me?" Why does it sound like they're asking a question?

3. Timothy: You're gayer than me!

Emma: How?

Timothy: You went out with a member of the same sex!

Emma: Oh yeah!

4. Timothy: (singing) *BUDDHA!* was he where it's at? (Jesus Christ Superstar)

5. Emma: Mystery of lies? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Timothy: Are you done?

Emma: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Timothy: It wasn't that funny!

6. Timothy, Emma, and Jake: (Singing) Oh! We're! Off to see the wizard!

7. Timothy: It's like Three's Company, and Emma's Jack Tripper!

Emma: What? I hate him!

Timothy: Fine, then you're Janet.

Emma: No! I wanna be the ditzy one!

Timothy: Chrissy? Why?

Emma: 'Cause she's hot!

8. Emma: I hate French people!

9. Emma, you pronounce Casablanca "CahhsaBLANKa!" (you're in Spanish! it's supposed to be pronounced kah-suh-blon-ka! that is soooo annoying!!!)

10. Emma: Mary Magdalene and Jesus were probably FB's.

Timothy: Oh shut up!

11. Timothy: Well, that's not a good reason! That's not even a legal reason!

12. Emma: Stop it!

Timothy: What? Stop drinking my own drink so you can have some?!

13. Timothy: We can relate to each other through clay!

14. Round of applause!

Emma's List of People She Hates:

1. French People

2. Daves

3, That guy, Mark

4. Some guy named Bruce

5. Ruben

6. Martin

7. Misty's stalker, James

8. Hillbillies

9. Frankie

10. Some chick named Kayla

11. Carrots (even though they aren't people)

12. Mushrooms (See # 11)

13. Popeye

14. Spinach (See #12)

Emma's Fake Statistics:

50% of the population thinks you can't take a joke, 50% of the population doesn't know who you are.

1 Billion % of the population will physically, scientifically, and very literally EXPLODE in their lifetime.

50% of the population finds you unattractive, and the other 50% finds you extremely unattractive.

99.9999999999% of the population laughs at you behind your back, and the other .000000001% is you.

99% of the population can't touch their nose, and that 99% of the population is me, because I poked my eye when trying.

89% of the population has blisters, and I like ducks.

Feeling:

texanboy14 at 10:39 P.M.

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Listening To: Random crap
Watching: Good Morning America
Wearing: Pajamas (it's 7:20 A.M.)
Wishing: Upon a star...

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